(via itsvondell)
Welp, this answers a lot of questions.
(Source: catbushandludicrous, via anunacceptedpylades)
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
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Denmark
superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
(via tardismyoldgirl)
you know that really intense show about two badass brothers who kill demons and monsters?
well, believe it or not, these gifs are all from that show
not the gag reel, the actual episodes
Also, the man who asks for attention is Satan.
Best post on Tumblr.
(Source: alltheangelsfalling, via tardismyoldgirl)
science blue, engineering red, and command yellow
(Source: napoleonesque, via anunacceptedpylades)
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
(via tardismyoldgirl)
i struggle to believe that penguins are even real
(Source: cineraria, via tardismyoldgirl)
BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS BUNNIES IN SWEATERS
are you sure they’re not
…jumpers?
OH DEAR GODS
(Source: pinkrupees, via anunacceptedpylades)
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
(via tardismyoldgirl)
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
(Source: brennablueskies, via thatgirlbryony)
(Source: confvseed, via eggoraptor)
press play and watch the gif.
just trust me.
IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT
It’s on my dash again
i missed itaaaaahahahahahahahaha yay
$1B well-spent, Yahoo!
(Source: thesquidville, via tardismyoldgirl)
I SACRIFICED HIM TO THE MAYAN GODS WAS THAT NATURAL ENOUGH
that was
super natural
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